I get it, most of cookie dialogs ARE UGLY. But putting in the joke does not make the problem go away! This is terrible not because dialogs are terrible, but because what you are doing with cookies is terrible.
How about not using cookies? Grumpy never had cookies and works just fine. You never see a cookie dialog here, you see content, immediately. Yep, a website. In the internet. Built in 2018. Working everywhere.
Of course, we use cookie for authentication in our admin panel. But you can ask users to accept it when they sign in! If I’m just browsing, please, stop annoying me with those cookies. I’ve eaten enough.
P.S. OF COURSE you can’t grab that cookie from abcdinamo.com. You have to click it, even though the label says “grab”.