
This crazy beatiful and complex and probably very expensive dual camera + lidar on your new $1650 iPad Pro? The one that can not only shoot pictures but actually measure 3D distance? The one that sticks out for 3mm and prevents iPad from lying flat on a table?
Well, it can’t shoot that Apple’s new, proprietary, beautiful, agressively promoted, ML-assisted, depth-aware, portrait mode. Why? Because fuck you, that’s why.
Crappy 720p front face camera can, though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯