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As a: Slack user

I want to: Be reminded that Desktop Slack App exists every time I click on a Slack message link, instead of seeing the contents of the damn link already.

I also want to: See a fake progress bar that imitates some progress of something (?) while no progress is made at all.

So that I: Finally give up and install an app.

So that the app: Can eat up significant chunk of my laptop’s memory and battery while it starts up.

So that the laptop manufacturer: Can sell me a more powerful laptop every year.

Oh, I also want to be see a very slow animation on cookie warning so that I am not easily scared of it. Apparently.